The Polish Blonde
A blonde goes into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland."
To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does!! He then says, "Get on your knees." She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"
7 comments:
LMAO!!!!!
bwahahahahahaha
~R
hey honey, there is an incoming call for you :-D
rolls eyes... incoming call indeed!
rolls eyes again
LOL!
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So what if she's blonde???? Polish girls are HOT!!!
So long as she doesn't try to... *OUCH!!!***... dial... :)
A Polish girl goes to the bank to deposit $10,000. The banker asked "did you hoard all that money yourself"? The Polish girl replied, "no, my sister whored half of it."
Why do Polish people not make ice cubes? They lost the recipe!
How do you do the Polish disco? Disco here and Dat go dere...
Light bulb? 4 on to sit on a chair and hold the light bulb up and 3 to lift the chair up and spin :)
(yes, I'm 1/4 Polish, therefore it only takes one of me to change the bulb :-)
OY ....
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