Thursday Thirteen.

13 spam-mail subject lines
and my 13 responses.

1. With a Pearlmaster watch you can have all the time in the world. {excellent. I need all the time I can get}
2. You asked {but did I answer?}
3. Attention: Federal Reserve Bank {You have my attention. Do you have money for me?}
4. Make your banana huge {thx, but I already know how to make his my banana huge. ;-) }
5. Meds For geekyblonde {Seems that there ARE meds for that, eh?}
6. Stop sending me mails!{Stop answering!}
7. Therefore you can get medications of different, etc. Or just buy just genuine ones, and...{and...what? I don't think I like the open endedness of your statement. }
8. You have a possibility to turn back the hands of time and look young again.{Oh to be young again. On second thought...no thanks.}
9. Check that!{Sure. checks out just fine.}
10. With us your private life would be back on track. {My private life is off track? Who knew??}
11. Let me explain again {Yes, please DO explain again.}
12. A complete man in bed is always ready. {and a half man could be half ready or never ready?}
13. I mail friends for help. {Help? You need somebody?}