tap-tap-tap... Is this thing still on? testing...check...1-2-3...check.ckeck.ckeck.ckeck...a little more bass please....ckeck.ckeck.ckeck.ckeck... got it!
Murder By Numbers - The best slow jazz song by the Police...
Once that you've decided on a killing First you make a stone of your heart And if you find that your hands are still willing Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed You just do it with a little more finesse If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee [editor's note: no, not your coffee ;-)] Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience And you're flushed with your very first success Then you must try a twosome or a threesome And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to It's a habit-forming need for more and more You can bump off every member of your family And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious In history's great dark hall of fame All our greatest killers were industrious At least the ones that we all know by name
But you can reach the top of your profession If you become the leader of the land For murder is the sport of the elected And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E...
So, this might be my karaoke song - I don't know, but I think I need at least a few just in case... Besides this, here are the top 15 I am thinking might work with my voice:
1) How Long (Has This Been Going On) - Ace 2) Tempted - Squeeze 3) You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC 4) ABACAB - Genesis 5) Hold On Loosely - .38 Special 6) No You Girls - Franz Ferdinand 7) Eminence Front - The Who 8) Crimson and Clover - Tommy James and the Shondells 9) Too Much Time on My Hands (or Miss America) - Styx 10) Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band 11) All My Exes Live in Texas - George Straight 12) Still Crazy After All These Years - Paul Simon 13) Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney and Wings 14) Cruel To Be Kind - Nick Lowe 15) Murder By Numbers (or Walking on the Moon) - The Police
As a group: American Pie - Don McClean
As a Duet: Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
Thought it was open mike (based on the open mike picture - LMAO!!!!) - I did this during morning coffee and obviously did not read or follow instructions :-)
So....here, I'll do it right this time :-)
There once was a blogger named Blondie. Who's blog was a source of delight. One day, she did post a blog with the most...
There once was a blogger named Blondie. Who's blog was a source of delight. One day, she did post a blog with the most... A nap with puppies is most right
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umm .... hello, my name is Marie, and I blog around the corner from Blondie. hmmm ,like.... um so..
There once was a blogger named Blondie....
that's all I got... someone?
LOL, Marie! Errr. T. Errr. I am so confused.
There once was a blogger named Blondie.
Who's blog was a source of delight.
Who's next?
~ b
tap-tap-tap... Is this thing still on? testing...check...1-2-3...check.ckeck.ckeck.ckeck...a little more bass please....ckeck.ckeck.ckeck.ckeck... got it!
Murder By Numbers - The best slow jazz song by the Police...
Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee [editor's note: no, not your coffee ;-)]
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name
But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E...
So, this might be my karaoke song - I don't know, but I think I need at least a few just in case... Besides this, here are the top 15 I am thinking might work with my voice:
1) How Long (Has This Been Going On) - Ace
2) Tempted - Squeeze
3) You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
4) ABACAB - Genesis
5) Hold On Loosely - .38 Special
6) No You Girls - Franz Ferdinand
7) Eminence Front - The Who
8) Crimson and Clover - Tommy James and the Shondells
9) Too Much Time on My Hands (or Miss America) - Styx
10) Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band
11) All My Exes Live in Texas - George Straight
12) Still Crazy After All These Years - Paul Simon
13) Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney and Wings
14) Cruel To Be Kind - Nick Lowe
15) Murder By Numbers (or Walking on the Moon) - The Police
As a group:
American Pie - Don McClean
As a Duet:
Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
ummm Mr Anon... the limerick? You were SUPPOSED to add a line to the limerick....
and you thought a mike meant sing a song?
Thought it was open mike (based on the open mike picture - LMAO!!!!) - I did this during morning coffee and obviously did not read or follow instructions :-)
So....here, I'll do it right this time :-)
There once was a blogger named Blondie.
Who's blog was a source of delight.
One day, she did post a blog with the most...
HA HA! No real rules but since T started the limerick and I did the second line she wanted it finished. I can't say I blame her.
Happy Saturday!
~ b
There once was a blogger named Blondie.
Who's blog was a source of delight.
One day, she did post a blog with the most...
A nap with puppies is most right
LMAO!
love ya, darlin.
~ b
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