Denial Much?

• I didn't put my hair up into a pony rather than wash it twice this week. Luckily messy ponytails are in.
• I did not vacuum my new carpet 4 times in the past 3 days. {it really only needed to be done twice.}
• I really did not stop at the grocery to pick up a bottle of wine rather than search through the 4 boxes in my garage even though I was fairly certain that the exact same bottle was in one of the boxes.
• I did not spend the weekend watching either football or i love lucy reruns.
• I so did not get up out of bed last night and retrieve my shoes from the front room when I looked over and realized that they were not in my room.
• There is no way I drank 3/4 of the aforementioned bottle of wine in one evening by myself.
• I did not silently laugh at the crazy lady who was just sure that the woman behind the counter {who was also silently laughing} @ Panda had totally switched her meals with mine.
• I did not get dressed 10 minutes before my sister showed up @ 4 PM and change back into my pj's 10 minutes after she left.
• I did not whine at Rudy about the distance between his house and mine.
• I absolutely did not finish the last 1/4 of the bottle of wine standing at the sink in the middle of the afternoon the next day.
• I do not feel the least bit chagrined that 5/11 statements mention wine in some way, shape or form. {tee hee}