Appetizer ~
Do you know which screwdriver is which?
Soup ~
Why bother?
Salad ~
What advice do you have for the next person who rings your doorbell?
Entrée ~
What is your gripe?
Dessert ~
What is the colour of crazy?
Digestif ~
I am going to have a glass of Mead tonight. What will you be drinking?
6 comments:
Appetizer ~
Do you know which screwdriver is which?
Yes, regular, phillips, hex, vodka, etc.
Soup ~
Why bother?
Because He said so.
Salad ~
What advice do you have for the next person who rings your doorbell?
(In the words of Fr. Jack...) Feck off!
Entrée ~
What is your gripe?
People who ring my doorbell! (sheesh! pay attention!!! LOL)
Dessert ~
What is the colour of crazy?
Puke-brown-yellow-swirl
Digestif ~
I am going to have a glass of Mead tonight. What will you be drinking?
St. Pauli Girl Dark
Appetizer ~
Do you know which screwdriver is which?
yes I do.
Soup ~
Why bother?
why not?
Salad ~
What advice do you have for the next person who rings your doorbell?
Don't. Do. That. Again!
Entrée ~
What is your gripe?
bosshole, as usual
Dessert ~
What is the colour of crazy?
hot pink! <-- ducking and running
Digestif ~
I am going to have a glass of Mead tonight. What will you be drinking?
an Alaskan White
Appetizer ~
Do you know which screwdriver is which?
yes, I know things.
Soup ~
Why bother?
I usually don't.
Salad ~
What advice do you have for the next person who rings your doorbell?
I am never going to want whatever it is you are offering. Go back the way you came.
Entrée ~
What is your gripe?
you don't even want to know. Trust me.
Dessert ~
What is the colour of crazy?
a swirl of yellow, orange and brown
Digestif ~
I am going to have a glass of Mead tonight. What will you be drinking?
I didn't actually drink the Mead in spite of its honey loveliness because it just didn't sound like it would go well with the ravioli I was having for dinner. I had a glass of Shiraz instead.
Appetizer ~
Do you know which screwdriver is which?
the tool or the drink?
Soup ~
Why bother?
cuz it's fun!
Salad ~
What advice do you have for the next person who rings your doorbell? sigh... unless you are 8 yers old I am not buying!
Entrée ~
What is your gripe? argh... these idiot managers who just can't ever get it right with their people.... DO NOT get me started!
Dessert ~
What is the colour of crazy?
lime green with a tinge of rust.
lost the question but the answer was ( since I am in on Monday morning) pinot grigio.. several glasses....
Appetizer ~
Yep. I know screwdrivers!
Soup ~
Because life would be boring otherwise.
Salad ~
Well, since usually it is someone I know, my advice is "If I don't answer and you think I'm home, open the door and call out to let me know you are here."
Entree ~
Why are there so many whiny songs been played on the radio lately?
Dessert ~
Crazy is a multicolored strobe light.
Digestif ~
Lately I've been enjoying vodka and orange-flavored pellegrino!
Hi ya! So happy you played.
Have a happy Tuesday!
~ b
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