Flying.

just sayin.

Just Sayin.

Seriously.

My X is so full of himself that I believe we are in danger of an explosion any second now.

Out, Damned Spot!

You are blissfully in that state between asleep and awake. You roll over and stretch. Your eyes suddenly pop open as your skin comes in contact with that cold, damp, wet spot. You quickly pull back away from the spot and seek out a warmer area.

Your rapidly beating heart begins to slow and you slowly drift back off to sleep hoping that you don't roll over onto that spot again.

Don't you just hate it when your water bottle placed oh so carefully by the bed is knocked over onto the bed with a slightly ajar cap?

PSA {Public Service Annoucement}

Women will understand and men should probably memorize.

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.

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Does anyone else find this to be freakin' hilarious?