Denial Much?

• I didn't put my hair up into a pony rather than wash it twice this week. Luckily messy ponytails are in.
• I did not vacuum my new carpet 4 times in the past 3 days. {it really only needed to be done twice.}
• I really did not stop at the grocery to pick up a bottle of wine rather than search through the 4 boxes in my garage even though I was fairly certain that the exact same bottle was in one of the boxes.
• I did not spend the weekend watching either football or i love lucy reruns.
• I so did not get up out of bed last night and retrieve my shoes from the front room when I looked over and realized that they were not in my room.
• There is no way I drank 3/4 of the aforementioned bottle of wine in one evening by myself.
• I did not silently laugh at the crazy lady who was just sure that the woman behind the counter {who was also silently laughing} @ Panda had totally switched her meals with mine.
• I did not get dressed 10 minutes before my sister showed up @ 4 PM and change back into my pj's 10 minutes after she left.
• I did not whine at Rudy about the distance between his house and mine.
• I absolutely did not finish the last 1/4 of the bottle of wine standing at the sink in the middle of the afternoon the next day.
• I do not feel the least bit chagrined that 5/11 statements mention wine in some way, shape or form. {tee hee}

denial much?

• I did not send a passive/aggressive message to my children via twitter.
• I did not laugh at my son-in-law when after a problem free kitchen faucet and garbage disposal install he managed to break the already FUBAR front sprinkler valve.
• I SO did not curse my X silently while consoling my daughter after the baby shower. She is trying so hard to be okay with it all but it caught up to her today. sigh.
• I absolutely did not pass the vacuum twice in one day because I can't stand to see bits of whatever on the floor.
• I did not shake my head in disgust when I discovered that the futon mattress that the X gave to the kids has a nasty stench from his cats. {it is no longer in my house cuz that is just wrong.}
• I did not surf the interwebs at 0530 this morning because the insomnia won out.
• I did not put on a hoodie because my house was 70° and I was chilly.

So what did you
*NOT* do recently?

denial much?

• I did not spend all day yesterday lounging on my chaise napping, chatting and watching football.
• I did not take a shower and then get right back into my pj's.
• I did not put a splash of Baileys in my morning coffee. What? It was chilly out and I needed to warm up. heh!
• I did not decide to have Irish Nachos as an appetizer for the wedding party.
• I did not put the empty milk carton back in the fridge because I was too lazy to rinse it and take it out to the recycling.
• I did not consider phoning Rudy's dad during the cowboys/packers game to talk some smack last night.
• I did not ignore the stacks of boxes waiting to be unpacked all weekend.
• I did not skip the salad and have two pieces of pizza and two bottles of beer for dinner last night. I had to have two of each to even things out.

So what did you *NOT* do recently?